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Links to interesting music sites
Links to other various musical sites
My favorite software
Other interesting web sites
Brilliant poetry!
Unforgettable images!

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Poetry

Can't understand why The New Yorker wasn't interested!

I want to be a poet

I want to be a poet
and all day play with verse -
If it were a row, I'd hoe it,
and sprouting rhymes I'd nurse.

Seeds of thought I'll gently sow
in reader's fallow minds -
They'll eat the fruit they came to know,
then throw away the rinds!

My plow is like a windmill,
My team, a wit sardonic,
My little shack upon the hill...
please bring me gin and tonic.

I want to be a poet
and play all day this way.
Should I take a chance and go-it
despite what my wife may say?

©2005 Ned Gerhart

Snoring

I pace
the floors -
my wife,
she snores.
Each breath
she takes,
the house,
it shakes!
The cat
is gone,
our dog,
withdrawn,
our kids
(two boys)
can't stand
the noise.
Next door
they shout,
THEY WANT
US OUT!
The rain,
it pours,
my wife,
she snores,
the dream
I keep:
tonight,
to sleep.

©2006 Ned Gerhart


Unforgettable images

My cousin, Franken-hand - don't let carpal tunnel syndrome happen to you!